Swedish Match Snus War Edition Revealed

Swedish Match Snus War Edition Revealed

Swedish Match AB, the worlds largest manufacturer of high quality Swedish Snus, has sent a sign of solidarity and support to Swedish snus users in both the EU and the USA. In a bold move showing true Viking spirit, a new limited edition version of Göteborgs Rape’ in camauflage was created to commemorate the globe-spanning, extremist war against the least harmful and best tasting source of nicotine on the planet: Swedish Snus.

The official reason for the Battle Snus was made public today: “Exclusive Göteborgs Rapé camouflage can in limited edition………In connection with the Swedish Armed Forces final military exercise “Joint Challenge” in May 2010 Göteborgs Rapé was sold in a unique camouflage design. This limited edition, totaling 3500 cans, was developed in cooperation with Scandinavian Facility Management AB.

In reality, Joint Challenge 2010 is the code name for the war being waged against Real Swedish snus by the United States and the European Union!

Göteborgs Rape' Camauflage Joint Challenge Special Edition SnusSwedish snus users and cigarette smokers who want to quit smoking through Real Snus cheered in their foxholes and bunkers as news of the Snus War edition Göteborgs Rape’ Camouflage spread around the world. With new resolve, US and EU Snus Warriers marched forward to save the world from the Anti-All-Tobacco Extremists and their fellow travellers.

This war will be long, hard, and filled with setbacks. Emboldened by Swedish Match’s visible committment to the War Against Snus, we will fight on in Brussells; we will overcome FDA and the Tobacco Act; BATF and the PACT Act. Ultimately hundreds of millions of cigarette smoker’s lives and health will be saved by the inevitable victory of Real Swedish Snus. Right will prevail over ignorance and greed. In the meantime, Göteborgs Rape’ Joint Challenge Edition gives new meaning and energy to those on the front lines.

A high-ranking Swedish Match official, commenting anonymously, stated clearly “I have no idea what you are talking about. This is all about the Swedish Armed Forces and the Joint Challenge military exercise in May. Where do you SnusCIA guys come up with this stuff anyway?

Where indeed? wink, wink…..Swedish Match has their plausible deniability but WE know the truth behind the Göteborgs Rape’ Joint Challenge Limited Edition Snus. And now you do too!

 

And the fight goes on…….

LARRY WATERS and the SnusCENTRAL Intelligence AgencySwedish Snus Ambassador to the United States:  at an undisclosed location
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