EXCLUSIVE: Two NEW Thunder ES Portion Snuses!
Two NEW Thunder Extra Stark Snuses from V2 Tobacco
December 17, 2009………Confirmed……Top Secret……..Preliminary Announcement
The SnusCIA Copenhagen Office has obtained one can each of two brand new Thunder Extra Stark Portion snuses from a V2 Tobacco insider with a gambling problem. These products are post-Thunder Berry. The cans arrived at the SnusCENTRAL Bunker this morning. Both the cans and the snus were carefully hand-crafted and reported to have been produced in very limited quantities……call it Thunder’s version of Swedish Match’s Kardus. This is the first V2 snus under any brand with strong historical ties to early snus history.
The existence of the new Very Limited Edition Thunder Snuses were a very closely guarded secret for over six months. They were created specifically for Royalty, High Government Officials, Snus Museums, and Super-Rich Snus Connoisseurs and Collectors . We are now pressing V2 Tobacco Co-Founder Patrick Vogel for more information. He has mysteriously disappeared.
The VLE Thunder cans; code named Thunder Black and Thunder Silver, are being photographed and analyzed by SnusCIA Snusologists. More information including the forbidden photographs will be released shortly.
PS…..Don’t call us for any information: our lips are sealed. Even Snus Lord Larry Waters has been sworn to secrecy.
………………………End of Preliminary Announcement………………………..
UPDATE: December 20 2009; 04:00 GMT-6……………………………….
The full story on the two new Thunder UNZ Extra Stark Very Limited Edition Portion Snus has been released!
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