Andrew Romeo Making Secret US Visit!

Andrew Romeo Making Secret US Visit!

SnusCIA Update; St. Petersburg, Russia

December 15th 2009….Opereration AlchoPop……URGENT…..Confirmed but Confused Data

Andrew Romeo in transit (spy photo)It seems like just last week that Tobacco and CPG Insider Andrew Romeo left the United States for an indeterminate period of at least 4 months.  It actually was last week, come to think of it.   Romeo confirmed he would be based in St. Petersburg Russia although “Consulting” for Big Russian Drink thoughout Russia.

In a heavily censored mail intercepted by SnusCIA assets in Russia, Romeo is now said to be returning “briefly” to the United States in 3 days.  The cover story revolves around a holiday factory closing.  We find this rather difficult to believe.  Unless Mr. Romeo is a frequent flyer mile junkie, the thought of NYC to Frankfurt to St. Petersburg to Frankfort to NYC to Frankfurt to St. Petersburg in less than one month streaches credibility.

  • Who will guard his new luxury apartment complete with new appliances in St. Petersburg?
  • Who will take care of the dog he rented for companionship?   [not yet confirmed]
  • Will his heated undergarments work on 110 volt AC?
  • Is it true that Mr. Romeo will be meeting with officials of Xe; formerly Blackwater?  [totally unconfirmed but it sounds exciting…who knows, maybe it is true?  Doubt it.]
  • Is Mr. Romeo having Christmas dinner with FDA Tobacco Czar Dr. Lawrence Deyton?  If so, is he bringing AlchoPop?

There are simply too many unanswered questions concerning Andrew Romeo’s (formerly) secret visit back to New York City to accept a simple Christmas visit at face value.  Awaiting more information…….

……………………….end of report…………..

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