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The mission of the SnusCIA is to provide Larry Waters with inside information on anything concerning Snus.  Larry only publishes confirmed information in his riveting articlesHey, we said UNDISCLOSED LOCATION!  That means we're not saying where it is. and expose's.

The SnusCIA often encounters tantalizing information which can not be collaborated or verified by other sources.  This is raw intelligence.

Some turn out to be absolutely true.  Some are basically true with some inaccurate details, and some are out-right rumors, gossip, and conversations overheard in the Men's Room. Take all of these Intelligence Briefings with a grain of salt.  Until proven otherwise, they are not considered complete or even factual.

The SnusCENTRAL INTELLIGENCE AGENCY is providing these Classified Briefings for the enjoyment of SnusCENTRAL.org Members and Guests.

New Snus, Discontinued Snus, Swedish Snus News by SnusCENTRAL Intelligence Agency on Jan 7 2011.

New Thunder Snus Products Coming starting with Thunder Coola ES Snus

V2 Tobacco has two new versions of Thunder Extra Strong Snus already in the pipeline for 2011.  The first is Thunder Coola Extra Stark Portion Snus. Fans of Coca Cola are in for a treat with this snus.  Thunder Coola is the personal dream of Uber-Director Patrick Vogel.  Patrick loves Cola and since he and his brother own V2 Tobacco, any dream of the Vogels is a reality for V2 Tobacco.....or in the case of certain past Offroad Snus products, a bad dream............

 

Thursday, 14 October 2010 01:00

Icetool 3 ml Stainless Steel and Moe Unz

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Earlier today, we reported that the 3 ml IceTool loose snus portioning tool had been discontinued by the manufacturer.  Stainless steel IceTools are now only available in 5 ml and the recently introduced 4 ml versions.  At the SnusCentral Snus Store, this caused some unnecessary confusion.  The SnusCIA has traced back the communications failure to (no surprise here) none other than Moe Unz; Manager of SnusCentral.com.

* UPDATE:  3:28 AM Stockholm Time: The President of Icetools has released the following statement: "Folks, we haven't discontinued 3 ml stainless steel Icetool and never will. It was the first we ever designed and people still likes it a lot. 3 ml ss Icetools were out of stock for awhile, but right now available as usual and there shouldn't be any Icetool chaos anywhere - and if there really is, the best way to handle it is to contact Icetool office, we'll fix it."

The SnusCIA is in an uproar over this.  What does this mean?  Could Moe Unz be smarter than everyone thought?  Why did he set up this bizarre plot?  What is he really hiding?  OR could this have been a set-up by the SnusCentral Snus Store staff to make Moe look bad?  Heads will roll over this, whatever the real story turns out to be.

Below is our original report.  Once we know what actually happened, the new Director of the SnusCENTRAL Intelligence Agency will be making a statement.  Who knew the alleged cover-up of a simple inventory error would grow into this giant SnusCENTRAL Scandal?   Grandma Unz is furious.  This story will continue.......

 

 

DEVELOPING:  An official at Reynolds American today confirmed that the new Camel SNUS Robust and Camel SNUS Winterchill are in the national distribution pipeline.  All Camel SNUS retailers should have the product if Camel SNUS roBUSTnot now, then very shortly.

Detailed information on the new SNUS products has been made available to the SnusCIA by Reynolds.  Once the product is in hand and taste-tested, the full story will be released by Larry Waters of SnusCENTRAL.org.  Hopefully his taste buds will still be intact at that time.

UPDATE: 16 Aug 2010 - Click HERE for the Full Story on Camel SNUS Robust and Winterchill

Covertly yours,

The SnusCENTRAL Intelligence Agency
Fighting the Secret War for your Snus

 

Monday, 14 June 2010 14:14

Swedish Match Snus War Edition Revealed

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Swedish Match AB, the worlds largest manufacturer of high quality Swedish Snus, has sent a sign of solidarity and support to Swedish snus users in both the EU and the USA. In a bold move showing true Viking spirit, a new limited edition version of Göteborgs Rape' in camauflage was created to commemorate the globe-spanning, extremist war against the least harmful and best tasting source of nicotine on the planet: Swedish Snus.

The official reason for the Battle Snus was made public today: "Exclusive Göteborgs Rapé camouflage can in limited edition.........In connection with the Swedish Armed Forces final military exercise “Joint Challenge” in May 2010 Göteborgs Rapé was sold in a unique camouflage design. This limited edition, totaling 3500 cans, was developed in cooperation with Scandinavian Facility Management AB.

In reality, Joint Challenge 2010 is the code name for the war being waged against Real Swedish snus by the United States and the European Union!

Tuesday, 01 June 2010 08:30

Phantom Brown White Snus Discontinued

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Phantom Brown White Portion Snus by V2 tobacco has been discontinued effective immediately, according to Patrick Vogel of V2.  There is some remaining stock but very little.  If by chance you enjoy Phantom Brown White Portion, you are advised to purchase it quickly. Phantom Brown White Portion bites the dust

For everyone else, no great loss or surprise.  V2 has delivered some outstanding snuses and continues to do so.  Brown White Portion just wasn't one of them....by far.

Director UNZ
SnusCENTRAL Intelligence Agency

For SnusCENTRAL.org

 

Under a semi-cloud of secrecy, four new Swedish / Scandinavian Snus Products are will be available soon; hopefully pre-PACT so that Americans have a chance to try them.  The offerings are from V2 Tobacco, Gotlandssnus, GN Tobacco, and Swedish Match.

 

Highly classified information rumored to be possessed by Interpol suggest that the recent volcanic eruptions in Iceland were not an accident. Instead, it was a carefully planned operation by the Anti-Swedish Snus Nazi's to disrupt shipments of live-saving Swedish Snus to former smokers and smokers in the United States and around the world!

Just minutes ago, the Voice of Russia reported the following: Half of all transatlantic flights have been cancelled due to Iceland’s volcano eruption, says Eurocontrol, - the European Organization for the Safety of Air Navigation, in an official statement. 6,000 flights have been cancelled across Europe. Almost the whole of the North Sea water area is covered in drifting ash from the Icelandic volcano with an unpronounceable name of Eyjafjallajoekull. The last time the volcano erupted was back in 1821.

From Sweden, Norway to the UK are reporting extensive flight delays because of the huge clouds of ash being shot into the atmosphere by Eyjafjallajoekull. SnusCIA officials received an emergency message from Moe UNZ, beleaguered Manager of SnusCentral.com in Sweden. His urgent text message drove the seriousness of situation home; It could be delays for customers when flights are cancelled. This apply both the post and UPS.

Moments later, SnusCIA Signal Intelligence intercepted tweet from Stockholm:  New information! All SAS flights will be cancelled until at least midnight April 17 (00.00) 2010.

 

 

Info from FDA on First Public Meeting by Tobacco Product Scientific Advisory Committee

As a reminder, the first meeting of the Tobacco Product Scientific Advisory Committee is scheduled for March 30-31, 2010 at the National Transportation Safety Board (NTSB) Conference Center. The meeting is open to the public. For those unable to attend in person, the meeting will also be webcast. The link for the webcast will be available at www.fda.gov/tobacco on March 30.  We will update this article with the link as soon as we discover it or when it's made public; whichever comes first.

If you are available, SnusCIA recommends everyone who can watches at least part of this webcast so that we can discuss it on this thread in our SnusCENTRAL.org Forum.  We also recommend you have the following on hand while watching the broadcast:

  • plenty of ES snus in case you start nodding off.
  • plenty of high-proof alcohol to dull the possible pain and outrage this webcast could induce.

UPDATE......The first meeting of the Tobacco Product Scientific Advisory Committee (TPSAC) is today, March 30, and tomorrow, March 31, at the National Transportation Safety Board (NTSB) Conference Center. The meeting is open to the public.  You may view the live Webcast at http://www.capitolconnection.net/capcon/fda/fda033010_launch.htm.

For more information on TPSAC, please visit http://www.fda.gov/AdvisoryCommittees/CommitteesMeetingMaterials/TobaccoProductsScientificAdvisoryCommittee/default.htm.

 

 

 

Covertly yours,We're not disclosing anything to FDA, BATF or anyone else.  We don't have to.

SnusCENTRAL Intelligence Agency
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