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SnusCENTRAL INTELLIGENCE AGENCY

Welcome to the Home of the SnusCENTRAL INTELLIGENCE  AGENCY.

The mission of the SnusCIA is to provide Mr. UNZ with inside information on anything concerning Snus.  Mr. UNZ only publishes confirmed information in his riveting articlesHey, we said UNDISCLOSED LOCATION!  That means we're not saying where it is. and expose's.

The SnusCIA often encounters tantalizing information which can not be collaborated or verified by other sources.  This is raw intelligence.

Some turn out to be absolutely true.  Some are basically true with some inaccurate details, and some are out-right rumors, gossip, and conversations overheard in the Men's Room. Take all of these Intelligence Briefings with a grain of salt.  Until proven otherwise, they are not considered complete or even factual.

The SnusCENTRAL INTELLIGENCE AGENCY is providing these Classified Briefings for the enjoyment of SnusCENTRAL.org Members and Guests.

A New American Snus Brand?

During their daily operations briefing, the SnusCIA Confirmed a new brand of American snus is being test-marketed.  No other information is being released at this time.  An article by Larry Waters will be appearing soon with all the details.

The SnusCIA has been unable to locate the rumored two new "mystery flavors" of Camel SNUS.  An RJR Sales Rep, when questioned about the two new Camel SNUS offerings, stated that we must be thinking of the Camel Snus "they" had released in Europe.  Our source for this information considered telling the RJR Rep that JTI owned the brand rights to Camel outside the US and RJR had/could not use the Camel Brand name in Europe.  In the end, he decided it would just confuse the poor fellow and ended the conversation.

The US Camel SNUS website makes no mention of any other SNUS flavors except Frosted and Mellow.  That makes two too many flavors of Camel SNUS than necessary but at least the product line has not grown to four.  At least, not yet.  The Doomsday Clock was recently moved back one minute to reflect the current lack of new Camel SNUS products.

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EXCLUSIVE: Two NEW Thunder ES Portion Snuses!

Two NEW Thunder Extra Stark Snuses from V2 Tobacco

December 17, 2009.........Confirmed......Top Secret........Preliminary Announcement

The SnusCIA Copenhagen Office has obtained one can each of two brand new Thunder Extra Stark Portion snuses from a V2 Tobacco insider with a gambling problem. These products are post-Thunder Berry.  The cans arrived at the SnusCENTRAL Bunker this morning.  Both the cans and the snus were carefully hand-crafted and reported to have been produced in very limited quantities......call it Thunder's version of Swedish Match's Kardus. This is the first V2 snus under any brand with strong historical ties to early snus history.

Read more: EXCLUSIVE: Two NEW Thunder ES Portion Snuses!

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General Maxi Portion Snus to be De-Listed

Are American Snus Users too Thin-Lipped?

Last week, Swedish Snus Ambassador to the United States Larry Waters received a small package from Markus at SMAB containing a single can of General Maxi Portion Snus.  The SnusCIA immediately became suspicious.

As of 01:35 (GMT-6) Swedish Match has confirmed that General Maxi Portion Snus will be discontinued in mid-February 2010.  General Maxi Portion is the largest portion packed snus in the entire Swedish Match collection of Snus Brands; each holding 1.5 grams of GothiaTek Swedish Snus.

Read more: General Maxi Portion Snus to be De-Listed

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Andrew Romeo Making Secret US Visit!

SnusCIA Update; St. Petersburg, Russia

December 15th 2009....Opereration AlchoPop......URGENT.....Confirmed but Confused Data

Andrew Romeo in transit (spy photo)It seems like just last week that Tobacco and CPG Insider Andrew Romeo left the United States for an indeterminate period of at least 4 months.  It actually was last week, come to think of it.   Romeo confirmed he would be based in St. Petersburg Russia although "Consulting" for Big Russian Drink thoughout Russia.

In a heavily censored mail intercepted by SnusCIA assets in Russia, Romeo is now said to be returning "briefly" to the United States in 3 days.  The cover story revolves around a holiday factory closing.  We find this rather difficult to believe.  Unless Mr. Romeo is a frequent flyer mile junkie, the thought of NYC to Frankfurt to St. Petersburg to Frankfort to NYC to Frankfurt to St. Petersburg in less than one month streaches credibility.

  • Who will guard his new luxury apartment complete with new appliances in St. Petersburg?
  • Who will take care of the dog he rented for companionship?   [not yet confirmed]
  • Will his heated undergarments work on 110 volt AC?
  • Is it true that Mr. Romeo will be meeting with officials of Xe; formerly Blackwater?  [totally unconfirmed but it sounds exciting...who knows, maybe it is true?  Doubt it.]
  • Is Mr. Romeo having Christmas dinner with FDA Tobacco Czar Dr. Lawrence Deyton?  If so, is he bringing AlchoPop?
There are simply too many unanswered questions concerning Andrew Romeo's (formerly) secret visit back to New York City to accept a simple Christmas visit at face value.  Awaiting more information.......

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Nick and Johnny Black Portion Snus to be Released!

NJ-Black-SM1Swedish Match announced the long-awaited Nick and Johnny Black Portion Strong Snus will be released in November.  The SnusCIA Stockholm office learned two weeks ago that for unknown reasons, Nick and Johnny Black was being held back until the 0102 Lab Series was released.

Sources at Swedish Match AB, who spoke on condition we didn't tell anyone they did,  had no idea why LS-01 and LS-02 were released first.

Back on August 7th, SnusCIA released the first look and review of Nick and Johnny Black.

More information to follow.............................

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