SnusCENTRAL INTELLIGENCE AGENCY

Swedish Match AB, the worlds largest manufacturer of high quality Swedish Snus, has sent a sign of solidarity and support to Swedish snus users in both the EU and the USA. In a bold move showing true Viking spirit, a new limited edition version of Göteborgs Rape' in camauflage was created to commemorate the globe-spanning, extremist war against the least harmful and best tasting source of nicotine on the planet: Swedish Snus.

The official reason for the Battle Snus was made public today: "Exclusive Göteborgs Rapé camouflage can in limited edition.........In connection with the Swedish Armed Forces final military exercise “Joint Challenge” in May 2010 Göteborgs Rapé was sold in a unique camouflage design. This limited edition, totaling 3500 cans, was developed in cooperation with Scandinavian Facility Management AB.

In reality, Joint Challenge 2010 is the code name for the war being waged against Real Swedish snus by the United States and the European Union!

Read more: Swedish Match Snus War Edition Revealed

Phantom Brown White Portion Snus by V2 tobacco has been discontinued effective immediately, according to Patrick Vogel of V2.  There is some remaining stock but very little.  If by chance you enjoy Phantom Brown White Portion, you are advised to purchase it quickly. 

For everyone else, no great loss or surprise.  V2 has delivered some outstanding snuses and continues to do so.  Brown White Portion just wasn't one of them....by far.

Director UNZ
SnusCENTRAL Intelligence Agency

For SnusCENTRAL.org

Under a semi-cloud of secrecy, four new Swedish / Scandinavian Snus Products are will be available soon; hopefully pre-PACT so that Americans have a chance to try them.  The offerings are from V2 Tobacco, Gotlandssnus, GN Tobacco, and Swedish Match.

Read more: SnusCIA Snus Update - New Snus Coming!

Highly classified information rumored to be possessed by Interpol suggest that the recent volcanic eruptions in Iceland were not an accident. Instead, it was a carefully planned operation by the Anti-Swedish Snus Nazi's to disrupt shipments of live-saving Swedish Snus to former smokers and smokers in the United States and around the world!

Just minutes ago, the Voice of Russia reported the following: Half of all transatlantic flights have been cancelled due to Iceland’s volcano eruption, says Eurocontrol, - the European Organization for the Safety of Air Navigation, in an official statement. 6,000 flights have been cancelled across Europe. Almost the whole of the North Sea water area is covered in drifting ash from the Icelandic volcano with an unpronounceable name of Eyjafjallajoekull. The last time the volcano erupted was back in 1821.

From Sweden, Norway to the UK are reporting extensive flight delays because of the huge clouds of ash being shot into the atmosphere by Eyjafjallajoekull. SnusCIA officials received an emergency message from Moe UNZ, beleaguered Manager of SnusCentral.com in Sweden. His urgent text message drove the seriousness of situation home; It could be delays for customers when flights are cancelled. This apply both the post and UPS.

Moments later, SnusCIA Signal Intelligence intercepted tweet from Stockholm:  New information! All SAS flights will be cancelled until at least midnight April 17 (00.00) 2010.

Read more: Did Anti-Tobacco Extremists cause Iceland's Volcanic Eruption?